BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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