Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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