We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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