Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I need water and some morals
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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