Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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