But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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