We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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