I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize