trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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