Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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