This is not my ceiling
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
