The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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