The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I didn't notice because vodka
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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