escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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