Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
