names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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