my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Damn victory sex feels great
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize