Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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