Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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