I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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