Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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