No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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