i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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