We won't sleep together?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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