i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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