I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Shitshow foam night was such a success
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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