I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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