The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I need to align my fucking chakras
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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