okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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