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go home
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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