I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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