school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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