Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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