Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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