I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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