kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize
