Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Houston, we have a squirter
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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