it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
i think im in europe. pls send help
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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