It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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