I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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