So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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