sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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