You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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