The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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