Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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