So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Farmville is her only friend.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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