I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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