So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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