have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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