READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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