all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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