I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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