ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
How's work?
Spinning.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
